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- When the Truth is Found To Be LiesWhen the truth is found to be lies,And all the joy within you dies.When the garden flowers are dead, Your… Read more: When the Truth is Found To Be Lies
- Prayers for the Stolen (part IV of IV)Moral Musings and Iguanas The Moral Dilemma It’s so easy to look down from our throne of bounty, our luxury… Read more: Prayers for the Stolen (part IV of IV)
- Prayers for the Stolen (part III of IV)References Jennifer Clement (author of Prayers for the Stolen) Guerrero, Mexico Chilpancingo The movie and part I of the book… Read more: Prayers for the Stolen (part III of IV)
- Prayers for the Stolen (part II of IV)Book .vs. Movie Similar vignettes propel the story in both the movie and the book – hiding in makeshift foxholes,… Read more: Prayers for the Stolen (part II of IV)
- Prayers for the Stolen (part I of IV)The Movie Prayers for the Stolen follows a group of young girls, their families, and their community, as they struggle… Read more: Prayers for the Stolen (part I of IV)
- What a Friend We Have in Canada!One of the perks of being a world-wide corporate conglomerate is that WLBOTT has reliable assets all over the world,… Read more: What a Friend We Have in Canada!
- Dr. Who: The Missing YearsA WLBOTT RESEARCH PROPOSAL [Thanks to UC#1 for his research proposal] One of the great unsolved mysteries of life is,… Read more: Dr. Who: The Missing Years
- Tess Addresses the Stress of The Big DayDear Tess, I feel like the country is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. The 2024 election cycle seems… Read more: Tess Addresses the Stress of The Big Day
- Big ENGin Announcement!Exciting news! Elder KM has a breaking announcement about the ENGin program. We are so honored that she has chosen… Read more: Big ENGin Announcement!
- The Stick of DestinyUC#3 was recently entrusted with the Stick of Destiny. The Circle of Life The Stick of Destiny often accompanies the… Read more: The Stick of Destiny
- Ukraine: an Agricultural PowerhouseLet’s compare the agricultural output of Ukraine with a couple US states. Since Ukraine is about the same size as… Read more: Ukraine: an Agricultural Powerhouse
- The Washington Post and our Number Two StoryYou guys been following the hoopla over at the Washington Post? Jeff Bezos, in his wisdom, has blocked the WaPo… Read more: The Washington Post and our Number Two Story
- WLBOTT, The Gaping Maw of Hell, and Home Repairs (part II of II)At WLBOTT HQ, we had our own version of the Gaping Maw of Hell. In the employee break-room/kitchenette, an overly… Read more: WLBOTT, The Gaping Maw of Hell, and Home Repairs (part II of II)
- WLBOTT, The Gaping Maw of Hell, and Home Repairs (part I of II)All these years, I thought the phrase “the gaping maw of hell” was a line from Moby Dick. But no.… Read more: WLBOTT, The Gaping Maw of Hell, and Home Repairs (part I of II)
- Russian Emeralds and King Tut’s ServantFriend of the BLOTT Jake Broe today describes the BRICS summit. BRICS is ostensibly a trade organizations for countries who… Read more: Russian Emeralds and King Tut’s Servant
- Voting in TexasThis morning I was consulting with Elder G, our WLBOTT AI companion and part-time psycho-therapist. I was bemoaning the fact… Read more: Voting in Texas
- A Sad Tale: WLBOTT’s Jack-o’-LanternSadly, WLBOTT HQ had to say goodbye to our dear and true Jack-o-lantern. A Little Background Jack-o’-lantern’s WLBOTT Origin Story… Read more: A Sad Tale: WLBOTT’s Jack-o’-Lantern
- Gander, Operation Yellow Ribbon, and Jiggs’ DinnerGander is a town located in the northeastern part of the island of Newfoundland in the Canadian province of Newfoundland… Read more: Gander, Operation Yellow Ribbon, and Jiggs’ Dinner
- GoaßgschauGoaßgschau Did you know that when your eyes randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to… Read more: Goaßgschau