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- Radio Free WLBOTT (part II): We Begin StaffingGreat staffing is critical to the success of any well run organization. This does not apply to Radio Free WLBOTT.… Read more: Radio Free WLBOTT (part II): We Begin Staffing
- Radio Free WLBOTT (part II)Free? What Exactly is Radio Free WLBOTT Free Of? Not Without Precedent: Pirate Radio There’s an interesting first-person account by… Read more: Radio Free WLBOTT (part II)
- “Wings” by Lina KostenkoMy Ukrainian ENGin buddy, and Friend of the BLOTT, has shared one of her favorite poems with us. Крилаby Lina… Read more: “Wings” by Lina Kostenko
- Radio Free WLBOTT (part I)The current United States regime is cutting many vital services. In it’s wisdom, it defunded a true jewel of democracy… Read more: Radio Free WLBOTT (part I)
- A Normal Human ConditionExistential angst is a normal human experience characterized by feelings of unease, dread, or apprehension stemming from contemplating the meaning… Read more: A Normal Human Condition
- WLBOTT Film Festival: Children’s MatineeDue to popular demand, film critic Clementine DuCinema has added a Soviet-era children’s matinee to the upcoming WLBOTT film festival.… Read more: WLBOTT Film Festival: Children’s Matinee
- Boy Meets Tractor: The WLBOTT Film FestivalWLBOTT film critic Clemetine DuCinema, starting just yesterday, has already made a big impact on the film world. She has… Read more: Boy Meets Tractor: The WLBOTT Film Festival
- Clementine DuCinemaClementine DuCinema received her MFA and PhD in filmology from the University of Petrochemical Fumes and Fine Arts in Baytown,… Read more: Clementine DuCinema
- The Weight, Part IIYesterday we looked at the 1968 song The Weight, by The Band. We learned that the song’s author, Robbie Robertson,… Read more: The Weight, Part II
- The Weight: WLBOTT Hall of Bands, Ballads and BurdensAs one of the favorite songs by several of the Elders, we will explore “The Weight”, the 1968 song by… Read more: The Weight: WLBOTT Hall of Bands, Ballads and Burdens
- Day of Remembrance for Truth and JusticeIn Argentina, today is the national holiday “Día de la Memoria por la Verdad y la Justicia” or “Day of… Read more: Day of Remembrance for Truth and Justice
- The Meaning of Life (part 1)We were inspired by a fascinating article in the Guardian. James Bailey set out to recreate an experiment from 1932… Read more: The Meaning of Life (part 1)
- Troubling Tassel TurmoilFollowing yesterday’s detasseling BLOTT, we would be remiss if we failed to relay the tassel confusion that occurred at Texas… Read more: Troubling Tassel Turmoil
- Detasseling A Tangled SituationDear Tess, I write to you from the edge of my sanity—and the edge of our cornfield. My name is… Read more: Detasseling A Tangled Situation
- Texas Rice and the Influence of Japanese ImmigrantsFrom Elder JJZ: On a more serious note[1], really interesting connection between Japan and the establishment of the rice industry… Read more: Texas Rice and the Influence of Japanese Immigrants
- Elle Cordova: A Poet Laureate for the New Millennium?Today we are enjoying a poem by Elle Cordova. Brands These Daysby Elle CordovaLookOur product is delicious, nutritious, highly ambitiousSuspiciously… Read more: Elle Cordova: A Poet Laureate for the New Millennium?
- Egg Joke Scarcity and the Need for Free-Range HumorWLBOTT: Because of certain economic factors, egg prices have risen considerably. Is this also true with egg jokes? Elder G:… Read more: Egg Joke Scarcity and the Need for Free-Range Humor
- Sally T. Intern: Mission AccomplishedOur very own Sally The Intern completed the 1,000 piece eponymous jig saw puzzle yesterday. Since all the pieces were… Read more: Sally T. Intern: Mission Accomplished
- Bread Spread, Ukrainian Style (3/3)We continue our look at Bread Spreads, focusing on Salo (Ukraine’s national dish). Again, thanks to Elder KM for the… Read more: Bread Spread, Ukrainian Style (3/3)
- Bread Spread, Ukrainian Style (2/3)We continue our look at Bread Spreads, focusing on Ikra (zucchini/bell pepper/eggplant spread). Again, thanks to Elder KM for the… Read more: Bread Spread, Ukrainian Style (2/3)