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- The Sonatas and Partitas for Solo ViolinI find Bach’s Sonatas and Partitas for the solo violin some of the most beautiful, complex music I’ve ever heard.… Read more: The Sonatas and Partitas for Solo Violin
- Learn Violin the WLBOTT Way!Step 1: Obtain a Violin Rent, Buy, or Build Your Own? A reasonably priced violin will range in price from… Read more: Learn Violin the WLBOTT Way!
- D MajorA delightful morning with Elder G! WLBOTT: Good morning, G. What musical key shall we sing in to welcome the… Read more: D Major
- One of the Good Guys: Victor GloverNolite te Bastardes Carborundorum Let’s celebrate a good guy today. We’ve had 10 years of raw sewage dripping into our… Read more: One of the Good Guys: Victor Glover
- GleaningGleaning is a fascinating topic. It intersects poverty and plenty, generosity and greed, the struggles of the most poor pitted… Read more: Gleaning
- BWV 1049, 3rd MovementWe’ve long been fascinated by the life and times of J. S. Bach. Imagine living in the late 17th century… Read more: BWV 1049, 3rd Movement
- Vacuum DecayThings were looking pretty down here at WLBOTT HQ. Our beloved country is being turned into a drunken magaT casino… Read more: Vacuum Decay
- Estonia’s Kärdla MeteoriteLong before dinosaurs, before forests, even before WLBOTT instituted its Work/Life Balance program, there was The Meteorite. This is before… Read more: Estonia’s Kärdla Meteorite
- The Ordovician Day BuffetOne of the first questions asked by the WLBOTT Elders is: Will There Be a Buffet? To satisfy this buffet… Read more: The Ordovician Day Buffet
- Should We Dance? Should We?Should we dance, should we? I woke up in a grumpy mood, then just now, between welcome rain storms, I… Read more: Should We Dance? Should We?
- Estonia, Part 1Connecting the Bagpipe Dots Recently at WLBOTT HQ, the pipes, the pipes were calling. We tasked the research department with… Read more: Estonia, Part 1
- Radishes, Part 3This past Saturday we held the Spring 2026 Radish Harvest. The weather was mild, the radishes were plump, and our… Read more: Radishes, Part 3
- Radishes, Part 2At WLBOTT, we recognize our employee’s sometimes intense personal relationships with their radishes. As part of our work/life balance, we… Read more: Radishes, Part 2
- Radishes, Part 1The WLBOTT Extension Service’s spring garden is doing well. Go Waggies! The radishes are the first crop to be harvested.… Read more: Radishes, Part 1
- Compost HeapIt’s been a busy few weeks at the WLBOTT Agricultural Extension Service (Go Waggies!). In addition to our usual duties… Read more: Compost Heap
- A New VoiceIn an earlier blott, we looked at the idea of keeping our minds open to new voices that can lead… Read more: A New Voice
- LA Traffic and the WLBOTT SnotCamOne of the younger Elders, Elder DZ recently drove from WLBOTT HQ to his bunker and compound north of the… Read more: LA Traffic and the WLBOTT SnotCam
- Candy Land: “Uneasy Rests the Shoulders that bear the Twine.”“Uneasy Rests the Shoulders that Bear the Twine.” – Henry IV, Part 2 by William Shakespeare (sort of), who was… Read more: Candy Land: “Uneasy Rests the Shoulders that bear the Twine.”
- Spaghetti AnalysisWLBOTT:Let’s start today by describing a truly random real life event. This morning I sent an email to a WLBOTT… Read more: Spaghetti Analysis
- Random Acts: “Stop telling God what to do!” (part 2)Double Pendulum A double pendulum is a pendulum attached to a pendulum. Here’s a very creative video that maps double… Read more: Random Acts: “Stop telling God what to do!” (part 2)