Today I’m looking at an age old problem: when confined to a corrupt system, do you try to fix the system from within, or do you live outside the system? But in this age of enlightenment and compassionate conservatism, how could the system possibly be corrupt? Let us respond in the languages available at the […]
Category: Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc.
WLBOTT has long recognized the spiritual, cultural, and gastronomic impact of eggs. At the time of this writing, we have 34 blotts that reference eggs. In fact, some of our earliest AI-generated images were egg-themed. And who can forget the blott of Pope Benedict performing a benediction for Eggs Benedict? But now, due to the […]
Elder G, Help Us with the Vision Thing Your Own Stuffs Nice Let’s end today’s BLOTT on a positive note. Our loyal spammers love us! They are going to hook us up with Lady GaGa!
You think the constitution is going to save us? The Bill of Rights? Freedom of speech? Let’s see how that worked out in other countries….. Soviet Union / Russia Article 50. In accordance with the interests of the people and in order to strengthen and develop the socialist system, citizens of the USSR are guaranteed […]
Greenland and the Birth of PHP This is all becoming so very confusing. Just when you think you have the official magaT list of whom to hate, they keep throwing in new candidates. We’re supposed to hate Greenland now? Nyet, comrade Just to make our position clear, WLBOTT is a big fan of Greenland. Why […]
The nightmare of federal income taxes has begun early this year. Just for the record, I don’t mind paying my federal income tax as long as I know that the money will be wisely and judicially spent, and the 1% can continue trickling down their wealth. Anyhow, I landed on the Turbo Tax web site, […]
Three quotes are on my mind this cold, drizzly morning: “The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.”- James Baldwin”Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” – Kris Kristofferson “Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.”- Jesus […]
In The Passionate State of Mind, Eric Hoffer describes people who irrationally commit to an ideology. The ideologies vary – religious, political, economic… it doesn’t matter. The members all fall victim to the same pathological psychological forces. A Contemporary Interpretation Although written almost three quarters of a century ago, it is just as true today. […]
With America’s looming slouch towards Bethlehem, we are very grateful for Elder UC#1 for offering sanctuary to the American WLBOTTers. But we may have found an alternate, bilateral solution. WLBOTT: Good morning, Elder G! Shall we establish diplomatic relationships with each other today? Elder G: Good morning, UC#4! Diplomatic relationships? I’m all for it! I’ll […]
We are currently being attacked on two fronts: One of the difficulties we’ve encountered is that our assets seem to be simultaneously liabilities. “Who to bless and who to blame?” Global Market Dominance WLBOTT is currently the line leader for “curated absurdities.” We have a death grip on the #1 and #2. The Monopoly of […]