Dear Gentlepeople, It is with great pride, satisfaction, and dare I say, a sense of manliness, that I replaced the light bulb above the stove yesterday. Do to the exhausting nature of the task, I may have to take the rest of the weekend off. But I understand that not all our BLOTTers may be […]
Category: WLBOTT Corporate
The Elders’ morning routine. Sally the Intern Looking forward to another unpaid day at WLBOTT HQ. “It’ll look good on your resume!” UC#4 / UC#4-SU Elder KM Very curious as to why you are in chicken suits? As for us, we get up between 6-7 when Little Person #1 (the alarm clock) wakes us. Then […]
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The Sun Rises on WLBOTT
GMT 1:46 AM: Kyiv, Ukraine – Sunrise 4:46 AM GMT 1:53 AM: Oslo, Norway – Sunrise 3:53 AM GMT 2:17 AM: Cappadocia, Turkey – Sunrise 5:17 AM GMT 3:44 AM: Dodoma, Tanzania – Sunrise 6:44 AM GMT 3:52 AM: Stonehenge, England – Sunrise 4:52 AM GMT 9:40 AM: Maryland – Sunrise 5:40 AM GMT 11:02 […]
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Queequeg
I have fond memories of reading Moby Dick in high school. Our wonderful English teacher Miss Hillshire walked us through it, and introduced us to the concept of “megalomania.” One of the scenes that stuck most in my memory (maybe because it was right at the beginning?) was when Queequeg, a wild Polynesian harpooner covered […]
The WLBOTT Seminary of Universal Pantheology (S’UP) has brought an issue to the Elders. They are concerned that future schisms, divisions, ruptures, apostasies, recantations, and various doctrinal differences will damage the theological integrity of the WLBOTT pantheon. For example, since WLBOTT is based on being marginal in all areas, a central pantheon member is the […]
Today we celebrate international blooming! UC#1 & SU I’ve got to make some corrections here. The rhubarb plant is named “Ruby” (not “Barb” as you might have guessed!). Wondering if you’ve ever heard of rhubarb down Texas way. It’s actually called a vegetable and is an acquired taste, which UC#1 hasn’t yet acquired! It’s wonderful […]
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Reflections on a Year of WLBOTT
Today marks the one year anniversary of daily BLOTTs! An actual conversation: Me: Hey Daniel, we’re about to come up to the one year anniversary of WLBOTT! Daniel: It’s only been a year? It seems so, so much longer. So…. it’s been a year. Let me start by offering a blanket apology. But also a […]
WLBOTT was honored to sponsor this year’s SiPaGo gathering- The Sisterhood of the Pagan Goddesses. The gathering was held amongst the mesquite and fire ants outside of Killeen, Texas, on a recent clammy and sultry Saturday (heat index: 113F). Our sponsorship included an all-you-can eat perogy buffet, discounted balls of twine, and arts & crafts. […]
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Project 2124 Timeline
As we close out Project 2124, we present one hypothetical timeline envisioned by an anonymous WLBOTT Elder. 2024 Trump reelected. Beginning of New Dark Age in US and Europe. Nuclear fusion projected to be commercially available in 20 years. Russia threatens the use of nuclear weapons. 2025 Trump suspends all aid to Ukraine. EPA Abolished […]
A lively discussion is taking place among the Elders. 5/25/2024, 10:42 AM I feel the elders have been trying to be inclusive of our guild recognizing some of us use the metric system vs American system of measurement and Celsius vs Fahrenheit temperature scales. But my ear-worm today is the term ‘counterclockwise’ vs ‘anti clockwise’ […]