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A WLBOTT Caper

[thanks to UC#3 for today’s rabbit hole] Fellow travelers [of both time and space] – I really like capers – both the nonpareils and the large caper berries that are the size of blueberries. I think including the Italian island of Salina to look into caper farming will flange up well with our journey from […]

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Romance in the Break Room

Oh, how many romances have been sparked by a chance encounter in the WLBOTT break rooms? In response to this outpouring of love, WLBOTT fans the flames of these smoldering romances by offering a wedding venue (refurbished break room) and providing officiants. The Break Rooms We asked our regional offices to send us pictures of […]

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Do We Even Have a CFO?

Random Acts WLBOTT has been internationally recognized. Each Elder has been awarded 100 Pearly Gate Bonus Points. AI Image Generation: Status and Challenges At WLBOTT, we applaud the Triumph of Talent Over Technology (TOTOT). A big part of that is AI image generation. HotPothttps://hotpot.ai/art-generatorCurrent favorite – lot’s of variety, good image quality. But, you only […]

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Stop! You’re Only Making It Wurst.

WLBOTT is proud to announce its line of Ground Beef and Sausage Jewelry. The Ground Beef Collection Elegant Sausage Necklaces Semi-Sequitur: When the Soviets Attempted to Introduce the Sausage Olympics Remember when our friends from the former Soviet Union tried to co-opt the Olympics with their introduction of the Sausage Pole Vault? The good old […]

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What’s On (part 2)?

Everything Everywhere All at Once Everything Everywhere All at Once is a wild ride of a movie. A fun wild ride! One of my favorite movies from 2022. [ed. note: completely under my radar – I didn’t even hear about it until a few months ago.] It has just about everything – Sci-Fi, Kung-Fu, love, […]

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WLBOTT Makes a Mistake

Like any modern corporation, when we make a mistake, we lie like hell. But sometimes, for internal matters, we must find innocent parties to blame. So recently we sent out an internal memo. It was meant for our Energy Research Division, but unfortunately we also copied our Fashion Division, our Ministry of Virtue and Vice, […]

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What’s On?

[part 1 of 27] What are the WLBOTTers watching? The Tourist “You’ve got amnesia? Awesome!” When a man wakes up in the Australian outback with no memory, he must use the few clues he has to discover his identity before his past catches up with him. – IMDB Here are just some of the countries […]

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Burst Pipes

[Thanks to Sally the Intern for her assistance in today’s BLOTT] A friend of WLBOTT recently experienced some burst pipes (big freeze in Central Texas last week). We asked our AI friends to help us understand this situation.

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Blasphemy and Idolatry

One of the scariest aspects of TrumpWorld (and there are many) is that he is encouraging his followers to consider him the anointed one, the chosen one, the persecuted Christ. Trump shares bizarre biblical video saying God made him to be America’s ‘caretaker’ Republican gives full vent to messiah complex on eve of Iowa caucuses […]

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Russia: Cold Enough for ‘ya?

Russia is having trouble keeping the lights on. I remember the optimism of the late ’90s, when we naively thought that Russia would be a grown-up country, we would all work together to make the world a more stable place, we could turn our nuclear swords into nuclear plowshares[2]. But greed and lust for power […]