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Curated Absurdity TOTOT

23-12: Month in Memes: Rise of the Machines

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Adventures of the Elders Food The Lowcountry

Lives of the Elders (part 2)

More Culinary Adventures UC#3 =>Hoppin’ John Even so, it appears that Hoppin’ John is popular among the staff and doctors at Johns Hopkins. [see Footnotes] Friend of the Blog “H” Friend of the WLBOTT (Amicus WLBOTTis) “H” reports in: Listening to Roger Miller songs as I write this … he was such a witty prankster […]

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Adventures of the Elders WLBOTT Corporate

Lives of the Elders (part 1)

The Elders of WLBOTT are in near-continuous communications, so that we may respond immediately to twine-related emergencies and issues of shareholder value. We present highlights from recent exchanges. Musical Selections UC#3 => UC#4 And if you are doing mindless toilet cleaning, put headphones on and listen to this on volume 11 https://open.spotify.com/track/042v1NacbKJzCyi6nBme7T?si=k4ffRZCMRGqlEJsR9Nj__Q Regards, UC#3 UC#4 […]

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Late Stage Capitalism WLBOTT Corporate

Rejuvenated, We Return to Work

Nothing beats the enthusiasm of returning to the WLBOTT headquarters after a refreshing and recharging holiday. What a great year lays in store for us! Carpe Diem!!!! Greeting from Corporate “Get back to work.” A Message from our CEO “Get back to work.” Educational Opportunities Await You at WLBOTT HR Department: Here to Serve You […]

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WLBOTT Corporate

2024 Goals and Reflections

To the extent that it does not effect shareholder value, our primary goal is: Goal: Maintain current high levels of Corporate Bonhomie and Joie de Vie Goal: Avoiding Congressional Subpoenas Goal: Global Domination of the Twine Industry Goal: Inclusivity We’re thinking of hiring a vegetarian…. Goal: We humbly ask for Guidance Goal: Avoid Eternal Damnation […]

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WLBOTT Corporate

2023: Year in Review

We Have Arrived 2023 proved to be a big year for WLBOTT. Three signature events showed we have entered the Big Time: 2023 By the Numbers File Size: Zipped WLBOTT Site: 2.4GBZipped WLBOTT WP DB: 3.4MB Editor’s Choice: Favorite BLOTTs The editors are proud [sic] to announce the BLOTTs that they are least ashamed of….. […]

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Adventures of the Elders Food Heros

WCK and the Elders of WLBOTT

Elders – in lieu of holiday presents, we’ve made a contribution to World Central Kitchen (WCK) in honor of the Elders to be used to provide food in places like Gaza and Ukraine. I’ve been following WCK for years and believe it is a worthy cause to be associated with WLBOTT – food to those […]

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Adventures of the Elders Animal Kingdom New Zealand

Possum Sweater / Sweater Possum

[Thanks to UC#3 for today’s rabbit hole.] Howdy – I hope everyone had a good Boxing Day. Our son who just returned from New Zealand gifted me with a wonderful sweater made with 40% possum fur – this has to be worthy of incorporating into the WLBOTT tour – how to they shear the possums […]

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Adventures of the Elders Food The land, the people, the culture Work-Life Balance

Happy Birthday, Sally the Intern!

Sally the Intern has always enjoyed twine-themed birthday celebrations. Now get back to work. The Office Party Sally’s 20th Century Ancestors Sally’s 19th Century Ancestors Sally’s 17th Century Ancestors Sally’s 14th Century Ancestors Cake Ideas Party Guests An eclectic group of well-wishers attended Sally the Intern‘s party.

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Food Mildly Interesting WLBOTT Corporate

What is Nog?

Merry Christmas, WLBOTTers! Today we explore Nog. In essence, a nod to a nog. But this got really heavy really quickly…. If we’re asking questions like this, we’re only one step away from: Which brings us to The Big Dog Luckily, truth is available in many flavors…. Eggnog On Cereal Isn’t the 21st Century, for […]