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Mildly Interesting Random Acts of WLBOTTness

What is Yellow?

WLBOTT R&D recently came across an image that does not contain yellow.a little croppage….and more….and more croppage…. WLBOTT Wonders: Huh? References [1] Wikipedia Yellow is the color between green and orange on the spectrum of light. Wikipedia Yellow is a Busy Little Color

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Month in Review Random Acts of WLBOTTness

Month in Review: Random Acts of WLBOTTness

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Adventures of the Elders Food India

A Night in the Life of an Elder

Here’s a “night in the life of an elder” story: It’s 4 AM and I am up for my two-hourly hobble around the house a few times to work the cramps out of the new knee. As I pass by the stairs that lead to the command centre, I can hear a faint, high-pitched tone. […]

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Food Japan TOTOT

Updates and Poetry from Japan

UC#3 and family continue their visit to Japan. He commemorates his visit with poetry: HaikuPork tongue link sausageFrom Kanazawa Lawson’sChoked on tough bits LimerickA samurai from Kanazawa was hungryHe went to find something to fill his tummyHe entered Lawson’s, 7-11 and Family MartAfter brandishing his sword, he was asked to departAlas, he had to have […]

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Meaning of Life The land, the people, the culture WLBOTT Corporate

World Peace Thru WLBOTT

WLBOTT is considering submitting a proposal to the United Nations suggesting that WLBOTT be designated a UNESCO Digital Heritage Site. In a nut-shell, we plan to use the power and influence of The World’s Largest Ball of Twine Tour to bring peace to our planet. Proposed UN Logos Uniting All Religions Uniting All Peoples Uniting […]

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Curated Absurdity WLBOTT Corporate

Commitment to Transparency

WLBOTT Corporation is dedicated to transparency. Via Bored Panda: Via the Minnesota Zoo: Random Acts of Transparency Opaque Thoughts about Transparency

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Adventures of the Elders Fine Arts Japan

Celebrating the WLBOTT Poet Laureate

UC#3, the celebrated WLBOTT Poet Laureate, offers his reflections on his good will tour of Japan. In Kyoto- nice crisp weather, leaves in color, 17,000 well behaved Japanese students on field trips, our son [redacted] is tolerating us in a pleasant way. I am inspired to produce a haiku- Golden pagodaLeaves turning dark crimsonTime for […]

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DPOMLATMIR Heros - NOT Late Stage Capitalism

Price Courage

The New York Times has an interesting article on the “Price Courage” of huge corporate poultry processors – they had the gizzards and guts and gumption to band with their fellow middle men to refuse wage increases to their workers and unilaterally raise the price of chickens. And of course, this being ‘Merica, they got […]

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Late Stage Capitalism TechnoBLOTT WLBOTT Corporate

WLBOTT – The Website of Last Recourse

We came upon an interesting phrase in yesterday’s BLOTT: the “library of last recourse”. In the context of the Boston Public Library, this means “all adult residents of the state are entitled to borrowing and research privileges”. But it can also have a darker meaning. A University of Alabama research project uses the phrase in […]

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Scholarship/Erudition WLBOTT Corporate

WLBOTT New-Speak

We present a convenient guide to WLBOTT New-Speak.