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Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Gravediggers of American Democracy Heros - NOT Washington, D.C.

The Washington Post and our Number Two Story

You guys been following the hoopla over at the Washington Post? Jeff Bezos, in his wisdom, has blocked the WaPo from endorsing a presidential candidate. There seems to be a universal consensus among independent analysts that Bezos’ stance is in response to tRump’s threats to go after Amazon. This brave stance by Bezos – protecting […]

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Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Heros - NOT The Criminal Justice System

4th of July: The Farewell

WLBOTT: I’m conflicted. On the one hand, today we celebrate the US Independence Day. On the other hand, recent news and Supreme Court decisions suggest a decline into fascism. What’s your feeling? Elder G: It’s understandable to feel conflicted given the current climate. Celebrating Independence Day can be a time to reflect on the values […]

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Heros Heros - NOT Lasting Love

Subversive Compassion

We are entering a dark time where compassion and striving for justice are becoming subversive activities. To many in our land, “the least of our brothers and sisters” is being replaced by hateful rhetoric from racist, xenophobic religious and political leaders. They have abandoned The Sermon on the Mount, calling it “wokeness.” [Tim] Alberta’s new […]

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Heros Heros - NOT Ukraine

We Return to Poltava, Ukraine

Today, let’s return to Poltava, Ukraine. Poltava is a charming city, with a long history, and a dedication to arts, music, and culture. The city also has some very interesting “Notable People”. Poltava Ukraine – Let‘s Refresh our Memory Poltava is a city located on the Vorskla River in Central Ukraine. It serves as the […]

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Heros - NOT Oh, Grow Up! Sticking It To The Man Vanity

It Wasn’t Just Bronzer

There once was a convicted felon named tRrumpHe spent the trial looking like an orange grumpHe was not pleased with the juryAnd ran out of the courthouse in a furyTo find a porn star to slap him with a magazine on his rump – UC#3 Trump was caught attempting to bring contraband makeup into his […]

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Heros - NOT New York Sticking It To The Man The Criminal Justice System

Can We Please Get On With our Lives?

In a minute. But first…. Correlation, causation and coincidence There is both a metaphysical and statistical debate about the titled topics.  But I will just point out the drop in Hormel stock today, a can of Spam is 340 grams  and Trump getting convicted on 34 counts.  I’ll let the Elders ruminate on this. UC#3

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Heros - NOT Sticking It To The Man Will there be a buffet?

Guilty

The New York Times, The Washington Post, Der Spiegel, Le Monde, The Guardian, The Hindu, and…. WLBOTT. Coverage Non-Coverage America’s Finest News Source Will There Be a Buffet? Of course. We’re not savages here.

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Heros - NOT Work-Life Balance

National Hairball Awareness Day and Malaria Trump’s Birthday

WLBOTT has an Embarrassment of Riches. We are truly blessed. We have so many ideas for today’s BLOTT, thanks to our highly eccentric creative team. But today is a special day. It is both National Hairball Awareness Day and Malaria Trump‘s Birthday. National Hairball Awareness Day Details can be found at the National Day Calendar. […]

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England Existential Angst Heros Heros - NOT

Humble Orthodontia

Today we explore the State of British Orthodontia, as seen through the teeth of Paula Vennells.[Thanks to Sally T. Intern for today’s topic!] But first…. A Little Background Vennells was the CEO of Post Office Ltd during the final three years of the British Post Office scandal, which occurred between 1999 and 2015 and involved […]

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Current Events Heros - NOT Oh, Grow Up!

Odor in the Court!

Late Breaking News. Breaking like the wind. In order to provide important and comprehensive coverage to our visitor, sometimes we must touch on indelicate topics. Luckily, we are all grown ups here, and we will cover this subject with the dignity and good taste you’ve come to expect. WLBOTT: Fair and Balanced Zapruder II: The […]