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Oh, Grow Up! Russia

Russian Emeralds and King Tut’s Servant

Friend of the BLOTT Jake Broe today describes the BRICS summit. BRICS is ostensibly a trade organizations for countries who can’t get in to the G7 (due to those pesky democracy requirements). But eagle-eyed Jake notices something that may be a KGB/FSB/GOP secret communication. An excerpt from Jake’s YouTube video of 10/24/2024 (below): Fun starts […]

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Agriculture Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros Oh, Grow Up! Ukraine

Ivana Kupala: A Mandatory Attribute of Amusements

Kupala Night is one of the major folk holidays of the Eastern Slavs that coincides with the Christian feast of the Nativity of St. John the Baptist and the East Slavic feast of Saint John’s Eve. In folk tradition, it was revered as the day of the summer solstice and was originally celebrated on the […]

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Collapse of Democracy/Civilization/etc. Curated Absurdity Gods, Goddesses, and Mythical Heros Music Oh, Grow Up!

Hammer(?) of the Gods

We come from the land of the ice and snowFrom the midnight sun where the hot springs flowThe hammer(?) of the godsWill drive our ships to new landsTo fight the horde, sing and cryValhalla, I am coming- Immigrant Song / Led Zeppelin While listening to Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song on endless loop, I began to […]

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Adventures of the Elders Climate Change Nature Oh, Grow Up!

Just How High are the Elders? (part I of III)

A question we are often asked: “Just how high are the Elders?” Let’s explore. (Thanks to topigraphic-maps.com and UC#1) Edmonton Darwin, Minnesota (World’s Largest Ball of Twine) Santa Barbara, Ca. Maryland and D.C. HousTex CenTex Snook, Texas (Chicken Fried Bacon) Oslo, Norway Austin, Minnesota (Spam Museum) Greenland Oh, Grow Up! Phuket, Thailand Lake Titicaca, Peru […]

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Alberta British Colombia India Norway Oh, Grow Up!

The Seven Sisters in Geography

Turns out there are many natural formations named “The Seven Sisters.” Let’s look at a few of them. Seven Sisters Mountain, Alberta Canada We couldn’t help but notice the proximity of Seven Sisters Mountain and Ma Butte. (Oh, grow up.) Seven Sisters Peaks, British Columbia Just down the road, in British Columbia, are the Seven […]

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Bolivia Oh, Grow Up! Peru

Lake Titicaca

Lake Titicaca is a large freshwater lake in the Andes mountains on the border of Bolivia and Peru. It is often called the highest navigable lake in the world. Titicaca is the largest lake in South America both in terms of the volume of water and surface area. It has a surface elevation of 3,812 […]

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Curated Absurdity Domestic Tranquility Late Stage Capitalism Oh, Grow Up!

Kids, Cows, and Air Raid Sirens

I was sad to hear that the author of one of my favorite books, “How to Talk So Kids Will Listen and Listen so Kids Will Talk” had recently passed away. Adele Faber‘s book is a must-read for anyone interested in communicating with other human beings (kids being a subset of that class). One of […]

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Heros - NOT Oh, Grow Up! Sticking It To The Man Vanity

It Wasn’t Just Bronzer

There once was a convicted felon named tRrumpHe spent the trial looking like an orange grumpHe was not pleased with the juryAnd ran out of the courthouse in a furyTo find a porn star to slap him with a magazine on his rump – UC#3 Trump was caught attempting to bring contraband makeup into his […]

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Current Events Heros - NOT Oh, Grow Up!

Odor in the Court!

Late Breaking News. Breaking like the wind. In order to provide important and comprehensive coverage to our visitor, sometimes we must touch on indelicate topics. Luckily, we are all grown ups here, and we will cover this subject with the dignity and good taste you’ve come to expect. WLBOTT: Fair and Balanced Zapruder II: The […]

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Late Stage Capitalism Oh, Grow Up! WLBOTT Corporate

Preparation: WLBOTT

At WLBOTT, we take the end of the world seriously. There are some exceptional profit opportunities to be made from people’s suffering, and we must think of shareholder value. To this end, we have two plans: Survival Compound in Idaho Exciting day today at the WLBOTT compound, We United StandPride United Constitution Republic Spirit (WUS-PUCkRS). […]