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Curated Absurdity

23-12: Month in Memes: Domestic Tranquility

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Canada Food

Jalapenos: A Canadian Business Opportunity

Given the following: WLBOTT sees a business opportunity! But first, let’s get to know Yellowknife a bit better Getting there…. Real Time Weather The good news: no pollen and minimal concerns about skin cancer. Canadian Jalapenos! Time for some innovative marketing! Produce Maple Jalapeno Syrup Canned Genetically Merged Herring/Jalapenos Sponsorship Opportunities: Canadian Jalapenos Cute Canadian […]

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Fine Arts Food Meaning of Life Scholarship/Erudition

Lost Gift of the Maji

[Today we are treated to a BLOTT by Elders UC#3, UC#1, and UC#1-SU] UC#3 (from an undisclosed location in HousTex) As is little known but I am sure UC#2 [staff spiritual advisor] will discover during his academic pursuits, in addition to gold, frankincense and myrrh, the Maji also brought jalapeño cheese biscuits to the Blessed […]

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Adventures of the Elders Food The Lowcountry

Lives of the Elders (part 2)

More Culinary Adventures UC#3 =>Hoppin’ John Even so, it appears that Hoppin’ John is popular among the staff and doctors at Johns Hopkins. [see Footnotes] Friend of the Blog “H” Friend of the WLBOTT (Amicus WLBOTTis) “H” reports in: Listening to Roger Miller songs as I write this … he was such a witty prankster […]

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Adventures of the Elders WLBOTT Corporate

Lives of the Elders (part 1)

The Elders of WLBOTT are in near-continuous communications, so that we may respond immediately to twine-related emergencies and issues of shareholder value. We present highlights from recent exchanges. Musical Selections UC#3 => UC#4 And if you are doing mindless toilet cleaning, put headphones on and listen to this on volume 11 https://open.spotify.com/track/042v1NacbKJzCyi6nBme7T?si=k4ffRZCMRGqlEJsR9Nj__Q Regards, UC#3 UC#4 […]

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America Heros

Honoring War Hero Doris Miller

Doris Miller and Admiral Nimitz were born just 168 miles apart, but their fates became intertwined in Pearl Harbor. The story of Doris Miller is amazing in many respects – personal heroism, patriotism, and a lasting positive societal influence. Doris “Dorie” Miller was an African American sailor in the United States Navy during World War […]

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Late Stage Capitalism WLBOTT Corporate

Rejuvenated, We Return to Work

Nothing beats the enthusiasm of returning to the WLBOTT headquarters after a refreshing and recharging holiday. What a great year lays in store for us! Carpe Diem!!!! Greeting from Corporate “Get back to work.” A Message from our CEO “Get back to work.” Educational Opportunities Await You at WLBOTT HR Department: Here to Serve You […]

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Heros Texas

Admiral Chester Nimitz

Our Amicus WLBOTTis “H” noticed a connection between Slim Whitman and a national, and more importantly, Texas hero, Admiral Chester Nimitz. Here’s one for you … Including a free NAH … What famous Texan shares/shared a physical attribute with Slim Whitman? – H Okay, so known physical attributes of Slim Whitman:1) not among the living2) […]

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Life Hacks Mildly Interesting

Nice and Not-So-Nice Countries

The WLBOTT research team investigated the politest and rudest countries. There seems to be a lot of subjective bias, but luckily we don’t care. Nice Site 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 US News andWorld Report Australia Spain New Zealand Canada Italy Portugal Ireland Greece Finland Thailand Yahoo Finance Canada Thailand […]