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Adventures of the Elders Food Meaning of Life

Breakfast with the Elders

Gentleblotts – alluding to the brilliant film ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ , I must introduce an important discussion of our breakfast habits as we embark on our twine tour.   In my experience, there are very  personal preferences on the first meal of the day.  I welcome input. 1 – no breakfast.  My spousal unit does not want to […]

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Canada Erudition Iceland

World’s Largest Seeds

#1 Lodoicea Q: Where might we find the Coco De Mer? A: The Seychelles. #2: Mora Oleifera The “Sweet Potato of the Skies” (we just made that up). Species abstract Mora oleifera is a coastal tree of limited distribution in Panama and Colombia. An example specific area of occurrence is the Gulf of Panama mangroves […]

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Adventures of the Elders Curated Absurdity Fashion

Canadian Twine Encounters

UC#1 has an influx of twine. Apparently this happens every spring. The twine appears to be sentient, and WLBOTT is attempting to establish diplomatic relations. Is this where Ramen comes from? Ramen Under the Microscope Twine Antennea We may also have an antenna sighting. Semi-Sequitur: Antennea Some claim insects evolved from prehistoric crustaceans, and they […]

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Adventures of the Elders TOTOT

We Celebrate March 8th!

What a day for Celebration! Anniversary of the Birth of UC#2 Anniversary of the Coronation of King Oscar I of Norway and Sweden On this day in 1844, King Oscar I ascended to the thrones of Norway and Sweden. He is the father of King Oscar II, of the sardine fame. BERGEN – November 24, […]

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England Movies Music

The Legend of Tam Lin

Yesterday’s BLOTT, about the childhood of Joan of Arc and the prominence of the Fairy Tree in her childhood, led the WLBOTT historical archives team to wonder: Just how bad-ass were fairies during the middle ages? These were not Tinker Bells[1], by any means. They could be pretty mischievous and sometimes wicked. Probably one of […]

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France Heros

Joan of Arc, part I: Childhood

Joan of Arc (1412-1431) is one of the most fascinating historical figures. Short BiographyJeanne d’Arc was a peasant girl who became a national heroine and the patron saint of France. At a crucial period of the Hundred Years’War, she led the French resistance to English invaders and turned the tide of the war. A mystic […]

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Adventures of the Elders Animal Kingdom Food

Fantasy Dinner, Part 3: UC#3

[ed. note: This is part of our fantasy dinner series] Folks – Here is nothing exotic but sourced the best ingredients. Have put cost on pricier items below. Serves 6. Total cost $529 plus heart and cholesterol meds. Sourced and prices from HEB Central Market Houston. Menu: USDA Prime Beef Tenderloin just seasoned with salt […]

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Adventures of the Elders WLBOTT Corporate

WLBOTT: Official Corporate Sponsor of the 2024 Solar Eclipse

By a combination of strong-arming, extorsion, coercion, and bribery, WLBOTT has been designated the Official Corporate Sponsor of the 2024 Solar Eclipse. This designation was awarded to us by the World Eclipse Committee (WEC). As part of the sponsorship arrangement, the WEC has agreed to have the eclipse pass over the WLBOTT Central Texas headquarters. […]

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Meaning of Life Music

Once Upon a Dream

One of my favorite albums from my youth was Once Upon A Dream by The Rascals. It represented an artistic leap of faith by The Rascals, as they experimented with new sounds, instruments, and album concepts – breaking away from the Top 40 format that had given them commercial success in the past. Once Upon […]

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Low Google Fiber Diet

WLBOTT Corporate Headquarters has been basking in the glow of Google Fiber for several months now. It is indeed a thing of beauty. However, yesterday, 7:14am CST, it went dead. Marching uphill through gale-force humidity, I made it to our local public library, where I was able to use a public Internet workstation and chat […]