Today we are anxious and conflicted to announce two additions to the WLBOTT corporate family.
Amanda Fishe brings a wealth of corporate educational experience to WLBOTT. Her eagerness for learning was often noticed by her fellow students during her college days: You can give a man a fish, or you can teach Amanda Fishe.
Sally the Intern brings absolutely no experience to the organization, but this is more than offset by her enthusiasm and willingness to work for less than minimum age. Although her salary is near criminal, WLBOTT occasionally provides her with vitamin C supplements to ward off scurvy (a condition related to her all-Ramen intern diet).
Also, Sally does 97% of the work in the office, and is the only one who knows the database passwords.
