Thanks to Unindicted Co-conspirator #3 for today’s business plan.
WLBOTT Elders et. al. – please feel free to create a BLOTT and I encourage others to add and contribute ideas to this business opportunity. Target a NY stock exchange IPO in late 2023.
Ladies & Gents – I am at phase 1 of evaluating this business opportunity for us. Utilizing our experience to develop and market tours for like -minded individuals.
As an initial winner, we’ll set up a tour that travels in between New York City, Washington DC, Atlanta, and Miami and arranging tour schedule around getting court entrance passes for all of Trump’s trials. Potential licensing opportunity with Donald J Trump, LLC.
My ask to you (my co-conspirators) is to find interesting sites along this route from NY to Miami – since trial dates will likely provide many idle days for our tour customers to explore natural and msn-made wonders. .We can then market this thru AARP, WalMart, AAA, CAA, etc.
And let’s brainstorm our travel business name: first pass:
TTOBLW: Travel Titans Opening Beautiful Lands of the World
I’m thinking we get tee shirts printed up for our Trial Tour guests listing trial stops like a rock concert tee since this meandering tour will be akin to DeadHeads following the Grateful Dead.
I have assumed the tour would use Amtrak since that is Biden’s preferred mode of travel. Depending on how many tourists we sign up, we can reserve our own Amtrak car with multiple roomettes. Will need to coordinate Uber Eats food delivery to our private car in random cities on the route – selecting regional delicacies along the route is necessary. This is getting complicated – may need to get Chat-GPT involved.
And since UC#4 brought up chemical toilets, based in my recent Amtrak experience, I can confirm Amtrak has no squat toilets like they used on rural trains in Japan when I was there in the mid-80’s. Going squat potty on train bouncing around required skills I did not possess.
Itinerary
The itinerary has evolved to include the Federal Penitentiary in Thomson, Illinois and the World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Cawker, Kansas.
The tour offers both single and double accommodations:
Our Premium Plus service includes double-ply toilet paper (5 sheets max per visit)
Thomson Penitentiary
We included the Thomson Penitentiary in the tour because of it’s thematic importance, and because it offers a unique accommodation that encourages bonding, self-reflection, and quiet meditation:
The facility’s symmetrical design will appeal to our guests who express an interest in architecture…
…and the penitentiary’s large array of solar panels will brighten even the glummest of our guests!
Party Bus and On-board Catering
Box lunches available….
Budget-conscious guests can opt for our pre-owned food options:
Taco Tuesdays! ¡Fiesta!
Full English breakfast available upon request:
As well as a Finnish breakfast…
