[Thanks to WLBOTT Limerick Laureate and Unindicted Co-conspirator #3 for today’s post.]
Rudy
There once was a famous New York person
Who was the hero of the region
But he went in with Trump
And fell on his rump
And now he will end his days in prison
Texas, my Texas
It’s difficult to be in the Texas population
We have a horrible State political situation
But we have Blue Bell Cookie and Cream
And the Astro’s World Series dream
So let’s keep voting and rooting for our future vision
Idalia
There once was an Idalia hurricane
It’s rapid intensification was insane
Went though Florida in a pop
Gave DeSantis a photo op
Climate change denial is so inane
