Thanks to UC#1.b for today’s topic.
Mr. Lee Meyer was recently pulled over in Norfolk, Nebraska. No tickets were issued, but I would assume an interesting discussion ensued with the local police.
Beef Biproducts
Oh, dear. The beef biproducts.
A Cautionary Tail / Tale?
This is what happens when you don’t have your very own WLBOTT in your golden years.
Many, many questions.
But mostly, can we please, please, please have a follow-up interview with Mrs. Meyer?
Car Care
How often does Mr. Meyer need to shovel out the back seat?
According to Chat:
So, the passenger volume of that car would be approximately 2.83 cubic meters. Keep in mind that this is a general conversion, and the actual passenger volume can vary depending on the specific make and model of the car.
Let’s say half of that is for the front, half for the back. Let’s also assume that Howdy Doodie is taking up 50% of the back passenger volume. That leave a potential reservoir of 0.7075 cubic meters, or about 43,174.3 cubic inches.
Or about the equivalent number of metric teaspoons:
And the daily Doody volume? Again, Chat to the rescue:
The amount of manure produced by a cow can vary depending on factors such as the cow’s size, diet, and environmental conditions. On average, a dairy cow can produce anywhere from 80 to 120 pounds (approximately 36 to 54 kilograms) of manure per day.
Since Howdy Doody is a big guy, lets go with 54kg/day.
So, (54kg / 86.33 ) * 24
Or about once every 15 hours to avoid an overflow situation.
A Libertarian Streak?
Mr. Meyers seems to have a bit of a libertarian streak. Notice how Howdy Doody’s sweet ride is a former Police Crown Victoria with a portion of the original decal removed.
An Alumnus of Dana College?
Mr. Meyer’s hat suggests he may be an alumnus of Dana College.
And what does Dana College think of this?
Sadly, Dana College is now defunct, due to huge financial losses, but their motto lives on!
This seems vaguely reminiscent (yet somehow appropriate) of:
Gallery of Bull
(screen shots from the below YouTube video)
From the folks at 6abc Philadelphia:
One reply on “Howdy Doody of the Bovine Variety”
So many questions. Never pulled over for 7 years? How many police-persons are there in Norfolk, Nebraska? Or did they just not care until now? In any case, we should steer cleer of that place.
Can we trust the internet source or is this just a load of BS?
We need to get this back to basics. Do bovines twine?
Thanks for the fun post.