[thanks to UC#3 for his contribution]
…. and the corollary is probably true, also.
Former machinist
Modifies his vehicle
To haul his pet steer?
Their once was a farmer from Nebraska
Is he as looney as he seems, I ask ya?
Driving a steer around in a Crown Vic
Hope the steer doesn’t kick or get sick
What’s next, driving around his pet alpaca?