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Our First Visitor Satisfaction Survey

Ladies and gentlemen,

To better serve our community, we’ve created our first WLBOTT Visitor Survey.

About half the questions are original, the other half curated from the interwebs.

Rules: Replies must be PG13, PG, G only. Spousal units, friends, relatives encouraged to participate. All published results will be anonymized. You can submit your responses via our corporate email: seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com

To encourage participation, we will randomly select one respondent. (What they will be selected for is TBD).

  1. If, in a post-apocalyptic world, you find yourself locked in a warehouse that has an enormous supply of just one food, what would you hope for? What would you not hope for?
  2. What is your favorite memory of Windows Vista?
  3. Favorite Led Zeppelin song?
  4. Which sport would you choose if you could be a professional athlete?
  5. Use the term “Razzle Dazzle” in a sentence.
  6. If you were Mr./Ms. BIG – king/queen of the world, what would your first decree be?
  7. You’re walking through the woods when you come across a black suitcase. It contains a million dollars and a bloodstained piece of paper with the word “don’t” written on it. Will you take the suitcase home with you or leave it?
  8. If you could learn any skill you want in the world without trying, which one would you pick?
  9. Which of the two animals’ sounds would you like to swap?
  10. If you could go back in time, would you still join WLBOTT? What would you do differently?
  11. How long do you think you’d survive in a zombie apocalypse?
  12. If you were to be banned from your local library, what would be the reason?
  13. What do you think your last meal would be if you were on death row?
  14. Which species would be the rudest if all animals could talk?
  15. What will people be nostalgic for in 500 years?
  16. What’s your least favorite planet?
  17. What is the most useless skill you possess?
  18. What plant/animal would you like to be reincarnated as?
  19. What would be the worst thing to put into a piñata?
  20. If you were in a high-speed chase, what song would you want blaring on the radio?

Random Acts of WLBOTTness

Please make it stop…..

And a little random beauty….