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Smelt Petal: a Serious Semi-Sequitur

It is no secret that WLBOTT is interested in jumping into the highly lucrative book review game – a direct challenge to the Reviewer Cartel (we’re looking at you, New York Times).

Our complex book review criteria (the subject of a future BLOTT) led naturally to the discussion of continuous versus non-continuous functions.

To get us started, here are some of our favorite discontinuous functions:

And a few of our favorite continuous functions:


But our favorite continuous function is the saddle, which simultaneously has a local minima and local maxima (the minmax point).


The Monkey Saddle

And our old friend and saddle-subset, the Monkey Saddle…

By Inductiveload – Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=1929650

Smelt Petal

Oh, the rabbit hole! Smelt Petal!

If Georgia O’Keeffe were a mathematician named Smelt?

Who is this mysterious “Smelt”?

Perhaps it is an incorrect assumption that Smelt is a person. Perhaps this mathematical point was named after a different definition of “smelt”.

Yes, yes, I know. We’ve dealt with smelt before….

The interwebs are a little thin on smelting humor, but there are a few gems….


Perhaps a group of mathematicians were caught up in the heady magic of the Smelt Parade?


The road goes on forever, and the party never ends….

And what aboot Cleopatra?

3 replies on “Smelt Petal: a Serious Semi-Sequitur”

I woke up and smelt the coffee and then got trapped in this rabbit hole. That’s 20 minutes of my life I will never get back.

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