Final Beta Testing of the WLBOTT Time Machine – An Invitation

Ladies and gents,

We are in the final phases of beta-testing the WLBOTT time machine.

Although we are in the zetta-joule range, we have enough power to send back in time:

• mp3 player
• lots of batteries
• headphones (almost forgot the headphones – whoops!)
• instruction manual (in the appropriate language / en el idioma apropiado / ਢੁਕਵੀਂ ਭਾਸ਼ਾ ਵਿੱਚ / 적절한 언어로 / á viðeigandi tungumáli / στην κατάλληλη γλώσσα)

So, the question is: what historical figures do we reach out to, and what will be on the playlist?

So, send me your suggestions. Reach out to your family and friends (soon to be former friends do to the corrosive nature of WLBOTT). Any historical figure, any genre.

Serious and non-serious inquiries only: seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com

Your humble servant,

– UC#4