[dedicated with love to co-conspirators H. and Va.]
All the signs point to a bad day looming ahead….
A normal day at WLBOTT HQ has it’s ups and downs, but they are mostly routine and mundane. What ChatGPT, our our pro-bongo legal consultant, considers “you’re in a lotta trouble” is just another day in paradise for us:
- Indictment: When someone is formally charged with a serious crime, they may be said to be “in a lot of trouble” if they are facing an indictment.
- Criminal Liability
- Subpoena
- Contempt of Court
- Civil Lawsuit
- Arrest Warrant
- Class Action Lawsuit: Being part of a class-action lawsuit as a defendant can imply a significant legal battle and potential financial liabilities. [ed. note: luckily, only about seven people have visited our site, so it will be a small, manageable class.]
- Judgment Against You
- Criminal Charges
- Grand Jury Investigation
- Injunction
- Penalties and Fines
- Breach of Contract
- Statute of Limitations Exceeded
- Probation Violation
- Judicial Review
Remember that the severity of the legal trouble and the specific consequences can vary widely depending on the circumstances, laws, and jurisdiction involved.
chatGPT
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2 replies on “What a Bad Day Looks Like at WLBOTT HQ”
I don’t recall seeing any copyright notices on your website, so I am going to share these wonderful elements of wisdom without regard for ownership by WLBOTT or the other sites you stole from. So sue me. Have a nice day.
I consulted with our pro-bongo attorney and s/he said it was “a gray legal area.” That’s actually the answer they give for any legal question.
[Why “pro-bongo”? That’s what autocorrect suggested for “pro-bono”, and it seems to fit the WLBOTT vibe.]