Survey #2

Thank you for participating in our second Visitor Satisfaction Survey! A pdf version of this survey can be found here.

You join a time-honored Twine Tradition:

Rules: Replies must be PG13, PG, G only. Spousal units, friends, relatives encouraged to participate. All published results will be anonymized. You can submit your responses via our corporate email: seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com

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(1) Favorite bean? (you may include other legumes)
(for our northern friends, this is a topic of great debate in Texas)

(2) 2nd favorite Led Zeppelin Song
(Earlier we asked for your favorite Led Zeppelin song - but many of you have expressed a yearning to continue this thread)

(3) Favorite Christmas Song

(4) Favorite Christmas Cookie

(5) Favorite Christmas Movie

(6) Least favorite thing about Christmas

(7) Favorite Poet / Lyricist; Favorite Poem / Song Lyrics

(8) Favorite Grain
Wheat, rice, barley, amaranth, sorghum, corn, oats, rye, buckwheat, quinoa, spelt, farro, teff, millet, Quadrotriticale....

(9) Orders of Magnitude: What would you do if you won:
    a. $1
    b. $10
    c. $100
    d. $1,000
    e. $10,000
    f. $100,000
    g. $1,000,000
    h. $10,000,000
    i. $100,000,000
    j. $1,000,000,000

(10) Favorite WLBOTT Topic:
    I. Lives of the Elders
    II. Ocean Critters
    III. Foreign Lands, Peoples, Cultures
    IV. Movies
    V. Nature
    VI. Food
    VII. Stream-of-unconsciousness
    VIII. Energy/Climate Change
    IX. Really Large / Really Small
    X. Sticking it to the Man
    XI. Curated Absurdities
    XII. (none of the above)
    XIII. (all the above)
    XIV. I never want to hear the word "WLBOTT" again for the rest of my life
    XV. [intervention] UC#4, this is a cry for help. Please talk to someone.

(11) Favorite childhood cartoon

(12) Favorite Way to Enjoy Herring
  Pickled
   1. sour cream
   2. mystery(¿?) i.e. unknown country of origin; label has a lot of these:  ä, ö, ж, ♫ , ü, ê, , я, æ, ę, ш, œ, ф, Ä, д, Ö, ц, , б, и, Ü, ж, ß, ,  á, π, ∯, ñ, ž, ¿, ¡, ŵ 
   3. home-style
   4. mango jalapeno
   5. wine sauce
   6. dill marinade
   7. "party bites"

  Canned
    1. in tomato sauce
    2. tomato & curry
    3. dill / cream
    4. paprika-cream
    5. peppered
    6. smoked
    7. curry pineapple sauce
    8. mango pepper sauce
    9. oil
    10. oil & onions
    11. "in its own juice" 
    12. from Russia

   Other (please elaborate)

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Survey Suggestions from our friend ChatGPT:

(13) If you could switch lives with any fictional character for a day, who would it be?

(14) If aliens visited Earth and you were the first human they met, what would you say to them?

(15) What would your dream job be if you could choose any profession, regardless of qualifications?

(16) If you had a time-traveling toaster, what era would you send toast to, and why?

(17) Would you rather fight a swarm of bee-sized elephants or one elephant-sized bee?

(18) If you could be a contestant on any game show, which one would you choose?

(19) What’s your favorite dad joke or pun that never fails to make you laugh?

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This will be a fun activity. Mandatory fun. Check out these happy, happy people filling out their WLBOTT survey: