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2024 Goals and Reflections

To the extent that it does not effect shareholder value, our primary goal is:


Goal: Maintain current high levels of Corporate Bonhomie and Joie de Vie


Goal: Avoiding Congressional Subpoenas


Goal: Global Domination of the Twine Industry


Goal: Inclusivity

We’re thinking of hiring a vegetarian….


Goal: We humbly ask for Guidance


Goal: Avoid Eternal Damnation


Reflection: Dear God, What Have We Done?


Final Goal: Corporate Survival

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