UC#3 recently inquired about the status of our WLBOTT corporate discount program (flights, hotels, volume purchases on catheters, Great Zoos of the World 20% off admission, etc.) Although the program hasn’t been finalized, we encourage all employees to whisper the word “WLBOTT” whenever making a financial transaction, just to see what happens.
Anyhow, now would be a good time to introduce you to the corporate accounting team.
Ledger Lady Linda
“You’re claiming what?“
Tally Tessa
“Explain this ‘e-mail’ to me again.”
Spreadsheet Sorceress Suzy
“Are medicinal edibles covered? You betcha!”
Billy “Cut the Fat” Milton
“Don’t touch my stapler.” [ed. note: he means it]
Ms. Penny P. Pincher
“There are just too many numbers!”
Ironclad Ingrid
“No, for the last time, you can not rent-to-own underwear on your business trips.”
Curveball Carl, CPA
“When I grow up, I want to be a cowboy, a baseball player, spider man, or a licensed fiduciary.”
Asset Annie
“We regret to inform you that the purchase of a cowbell for your desk is not a justifiable business expense. The office needs less cowbell, not more. And the purchase of multiple lassos seems excessive for an office environment. “
Balance Sheet Bonnie
“Chuckwagon catering? Sure, we cover it.”
UNIX Kernel Karl
“Please submit all expense forms via the command line prompt. See the following example:”
The Auditrix Team:
(l-r) Vesper Vortex , Gothika Grace , Raven Reckoner, Luna Ledger, Eclipsed Earnings Elaine, NecroNomina.
“Get out of my office.”
Biscuit Billy
“Doin’ good! You?”
Muffler Maestro Mangiano
“Yes, we accept payments in catalytic converters.”
Obsidian Ophelia
“I could have you killed for this. And yes, it is approved.”
WLBOTT Goes Headhunting
WLBOTT Recruiter: Chat, you are the best. If you ever get tired of working for openAI, please come to work for us. We can offer you 110AC, 220AC, 12V DC, and pretty good dental benefits.
ChatGPT: Thank you for the kind words and the tempting offer! While I don’t have the ability to change my work environment, I’m happy to continue providing support.
Will there be a Buffet?
Get out of my office.
2 replies on “Meet the WLBOTT Accounting Team!”
How did you get my photo….and at a vulnerable moment too???
Ms. Penny P. Pincher
“There are just too many numbers!”
Some of these people are right out of my old place of work, NovAtel. Well done, you have modeled the WLBOTT team after one of the least successful organizations in corporate history.