Like any modern corporation, when we make a mistake, we lie like hell. But sometimes, for internal matters, we must find innocent parties to blame.
So recently we sent out an internal memo. It was meant for our Energy Research Division, but unfortunately we also copied our Fashion Division, our Ministry of Virtue and Vice, WLBOTT Pharma, and our War-For-Profit Division.
The memo also contained a typo – instead of saying we wanted to get invested in Wind Turbines, we said we wanted to get invested in Wind Turbans.
Response: Energy Research
Response: Fashion
Response: Virtue and/or Vice
Response: Pharma
Response: War for Profit
