WLBOTT is proud to announce its line of Ground Beef and Sausage Jewelry.
The Ground Beef Collection
Elegant Sausage Necklaces
Semi-Sequitur: When the Soviets Attempted to Introduce the Sausage Olympics
Remember when our friends from the former Soviet Union tried to co-opt the Olympics with their introduction of the Sausage Pole Vault?
The good old days in the Worker’s Paradise
Gracefully Discerning Salami Earrings
Valentine’s Day: WLBOTT Presents a Stylish and Distinguished Way to Celebrate!
Only for the Most Chic!
WLBOTT warns that you may receive a frosty reception to your unique and tasteful Valentine’s gift. Be prepared!
4 replies on “Stop! You’re Only Making It Wurst.”
I love how your models are from around the world, but mostly not looking very pleased. Perhaps the jewellry models are afraid of meeting a dog?
Hi, Rochelle. These are actual customer photographs. We think the disappointment comes from the short shelf life of the jewelry.
By the way, my favorite is the Soviet female shot putter. We may have a future BLOTT just on Soviet Olympics.
In Bavaria, when the morning alarm rings, they go from bed to Wurst.
These are some of the wurst puns imaginable. And it makes me proud.