Oh, how many romances have been sparked by a chance encounter in the WLBOTT break rooms?
In response to this outpouring of love, WLBOTT fans the flames of these smoldering romances by offering a wedding venue (refurbished break room) and providing officiants.
The Break Rooms
We asked our regional offices to send us pictures of their break rooms.
Romance Blooms Among the WLBOTT Proletariat
Even Busy WLBOTT Senior Executive have time for d’Amour.
Excited Brides Announce their Engagement!
A Word of Caution: Don’t Wait until the Big Day to discuss the Pre-Nup
WLBOTT Offers the Break Rooms (at a reduced rate) for Employee Weddings
We can Provide Licensed Officiators (at a reduced rate)
Handling the Stress
Weddings can be stressful.
Here are some chatGPT-generated National Enquirer headlines for the disappointed break room bride:
- Corporate Cinderella Displeased.
- Cubicle Commitment Concerned.
- Conference Room Contrition Crisis.
- Workday Wedding Woes.
- Meeting Marriage Misery.
- Spreadsheet Spouse Sorrow.
- Break Room Bride Blues.
- Project Plan Pout.
- Whiteboard Wedding Wrath.
- Watercooler Matrimony Meltdown.
- Corporate Chapel Chagrin.
- Email Engagement Ennui.
- Briefcase Bridal Bummer.
Avoiding Poor Fashion Choices
Don’t fall into these traps….
