GentleBlotts – tRrump is looking for someone to post a $500M bond for him. I think if WLBOTT posts the bond for him and charges him 10% interest and places a lien on Trump Tower in Manhattan, we can fund our twine tour and be able to afford the luxury yurt, premium transport camels, and quality mutton and beef jerky.
UC#3
Excellent idea!
UC#3, since this is Wednesday, I believe it is your day to be CFO. Please proceed with all haste.
May I suggest we begin with the plane? We can use it for our combined Sapphire/WLBOTT world tour.
As you can see, his plane currently has a wheel boot, but we can easily fix that and rebrand to WLBOTT/Sapphire.
UC#4
I must object most strenuously on moral grounds. I think that your lust for capitalistic success[1] is blinding you to the fact that we have an obligation to keep lying, cheating, narcissistic psychopaths in jail, not out of jail. Not only would he never pay the interest, he would default on any parole conditions, never repay the original loan and he would have any lien against his property tied up in court for decades.
Now, if a certain payload were to accidently fall out of the plane due to a door coming loose …..
But then, on further consideration, I don’t think Mountain Sapphire would be able to perform for long in a decompressed airplane.
UC#1
[1] “Moral grounds”, “Lust for capitalistic success”, “Decompressed”: Combined Google search terms that will only hit on WLBOTT.
Duly noted UC#1 – we will just stick to our investment strategy in bitcoin and dilithium crystals.
UC#3
Gents, we are all of one mind, but I think we may be conflating separate and distinct issues. Perhaps I can clarify.
1) Trump is a turd, and if re-elected, it will bring untold suffering to many, many people
2) Free speech is set to expire in the US, so WLBOTT should make hay while the sun shines
3) Mountain Sapphire playing in a decompressed jet: I wasn’t aware that you and SU played wind instruments. Before attempting to play in a decompressed jet, I suggest you first practice by playing your tubas atop Mt. Everest.
UC#4
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Tuba-d we don’t have wind instruments, beyond the natural ones.