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Eclipse Supply Chain Issues

Store Shelves Are Empty

We all know the frustration of going to WalMart, looking for a few holiday eclipses, and being met with empty shelves and cheap knock-offs.


Cause: Reduced Agricultural Harvesting of Eclipses


The cause of this agricultural shortfall is the dreaded eclipse weevil.


Cause: Manufacturing Issues

We are extremely disappointed in our friends from the former Soviet Union. Do to rampant corruption and incompetence, the eclipses do not meet our quality standards or output goals. Comrades, we are disappointed.


Cause: Mining Yields

Yields have not been meeting expectations.


Transportation Issues

There are many challenges associated with storing, shipping and delivering solar eclipses. We are looking into Just-In-Time eclipse methods.

3 replies on “Eclipse Supply Chain Issues”

More investigation is necessary. I suspect the International Eclipse Cartel. We may all have to go undercover – WLBOTT Protection Program. Stay alert!

Sorry, but this investigation has been eclipsed by the “what rhymes with bread and bed?” post in the following blott.

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