Store Shelves Are Empty
We all know the frustration of going to WalMart, looking for a few holiday eclipses, and being met with empty shelves and cheap knock-offs.
Cause: Reduced Agricultural Harvesting of Eclipses
The cause of this agricultural shortfall is the dreaded eclipse weevil.
Cause: Manufacturing Issues
We are extremely disappointed in our friends from the former Soviet Union. Do to rampant corruption and incompetence, the eclipses do not meet our quality standards or output goals. Comrades, we are disappointed.
Cause: Mining Yields
Yields have not been meeting expectations.
Transportation Issues
There are many challenges associated with storing, shipping and delivering solar eclipses. We are looking into Just-In-Time eclipse methods.
3 replies on “Eclipse Supply Chain Issues”
Lots of great info that clears up the mystery for me! Thanks!!
More investigation is necessary. I suspect the International Eclipse Cartel. We may all have to go undercover – WLBOTT Protection Program. Stay alert!
Sorry, but this investigation has been eclipsed by the “what rhymes with bread and bed?” post in the following blott.