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National Hairball Awareness Day and Malaria Trump’s Birthday

WLBOTT has an Embarrassment of Riches.

We are truly blessed. We have so many ideas for today’s BLOTT, thanks to our highly eccentric creative team.

But today is a special day. It is both National Hairball Awareness Day and Malaria Trump‘s Birthday.


National Hairball Awareness Day


Details can be found at the National Day Calendar.

Please celebrate responsibly.


Of special interest to our WLBOTT community:


Hairball Fun Facts

From AniMedDirect:


Large Hairballs

World’s Largest Cow Hairball: world record in Garden City, Kansas

Removed from the stomach of a cow that was processed in a nearby packing house [Tyson], this mammoth trichobezoar was nearly 40 inches in circumference and was said to have weighed 55 pounds wet when first removed. Though smaller and drier now, it’s still a very impressive sight. Visitors are free to lightly touch the ball (it feels like a velvet basketball) but signage politely reminds them not to pick it up.

World Records Academy

Hoss the Ohio human hairball is now officially the world’s largest ball of hair

Ohio now has one new claim to fame: home to the world’s largest ball of human hair.

Hoss the Hairball, the furry 225-pound creation of Cambridge-based hairstylist Steve Warden, was named the world’s largest human hairball by the Guinness Book of World Records in mid-December.

The previous record-holder was a 167-pound ball of human hair created by Henry Coffer, a barber from Charleston, Missouri, who claimed the title in 2008. Coffer, who was 77, had collected his clients’ hair for more than 50 years.

Ohio Dispatch

Sally the Intern is getting a wee bit grossed out, so let’s move on to….


Malaria Trump’s Birthday

Humanitarian Work

Malaria is rarely celebrated for her humanitarian works.


A Working Girl

Malaria must be practical – in her post-first-lady world, how will she support Barron and maintain her life style? WLBOTT offers these career opportunity suggestions.

Bowling Alley Shoe Sanitizer

Funeral Director

Perhaps Malaria could apply her demonstrated empathy and compassion in bereavement services.


Hospice Nurse

This skills may also be applied to a future as a nurse in a for-profit hospice.


Hospitality Services?

Beekeepper?

Televangalist

Seems like a good fit. Scary how much she resembles Rev. Jim Johns, the Koolaide guy.


Runway Model / Weight Watchers Spokesperson

Queen of Hell

Your Future Boss

Your Boss, Part II

Chillin’ at the Nickle Slots

Perhaps Malaria would like to just chill a while….


Spiritual Advisor

Supreme Court Judge

Not really out of the question, is it?


Suggested Playlist While Enjoying Today’s BLOTT

Iron Butterfly: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Eddie Layton: Plays Lawrence Welk’s Greatest Hits
The Beach Boys: Good Vibrations



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