World’s Largest Cow Hairball: world record in Garden City, Kansas
Removed from the stomach of a cow that was processed in a nearby packing house [Tyson], this mammoth trichobezoar was nearly 40 inches in circumference and was said to have weighed 55 pounds wet when first removed. Though smaller and drier now, it’s still a very impressive sight. Visitors are free to lightly touch the ball (it feels like a velvet basketball) but signage politely reminds them not to pick it up.
Hoss the Ohio human hairball is now officially the world’s largest ball of hair
Ohio now has one new claim to fame: home to the world’s largest ball of human hair.
Hoss the Hairball, the furry 225-pound creation of Cambridge-based hairstylist Steve Warden, was named the world’s largest human hairball by the Guinness Book of World Records in mid-December.
The previous record-holder was a 167-pound ball of human hair created by Henry Coffer, a barber from Charleston, Missouri, who claimed the title in 2008. Coffer, who was 77, had collected his clients’ hair for more than 50 years.
Sally the Intern is getting a wee bit grossed out, so let’s move on to….
Malaria Trump’s Birthday
Humanitarian Work
Malaria is rarely celebrated for her humanitarian works.
A Working Girl
Malaria must be practical – in her post-first-lady world, how will she support Barron and maintain her life style? WLBOTT offers these career opportunity suggestions.
Bowling Alley Shoe Sanitizer
Funeral Director
Perhaps Malaria could apply her demonstrated empathy and compassion in bereavement services.
Hospice Nurse
This skills may also be applied to a future as a nurse in a for-profit hospice.
Hospitality Services?
Beekeepper?
Televangalist
Seems like a good fit. Scary how much she resembles Rev. Jim Johns, the Koolaide guy.
Runway Model / Weight Watchers Spokesperson
Queen of Hell
Your Future Boss
Your Boss, Part II
Chillin’ at the Nickle Slots
Perhaps Malaria would like to just chill a while….
Spiritual Advisor
Supreme Court Judge
Not really out of the question, is it?
Suggested Playlist While Enjoying Today’s BLOTT
Iron Butterfly: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Eddie Layton: Plays Lawrence Welk’s Greatest Hits The Beach Boys: Good Vibrations
2 replies on “National Hairball Awareness Day and Malaria Trump’s Birthday”
Interesting assortment of possible futures for MT. But I think they are all MT promises.
John, I think you must be PUNished for that comment. No soup for you!
2 replies on “National Hairball Awareness Day and Malaria Trump’s Birthday”
Interesting assortment of possible futures for MT. But I think they are all MT promises.
John, I think you must be PUNished for that comment. No soup for you!