The Moral Ambivalence of Loving Chick-Fil-A

This began as a simple request: Favorite Chicken Recipes / Favorite Chicken Fast Food. But oh, the roads this led us down…

I already shared my favorite chicken recipe (Faux Tandoori Chicken; https://www.wlbott.com/?p=27496), but for the fast food I have to say Chick-Fil-A. I love it… and I hate that I love it.

KM

So, KM, Sally T. Intern, and UC#4 all love Chick-Fil-A, but it comes with a moral struggle. One the one hand, they are really, really, good. On the other hand…. there are a plethora of problemos.

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WLBOTT’s Position is Clear

Chick-Fil-A must be inclusive of WLBOTT. Note their current exclusion:

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Texas, since it has absolutely no other problems to deal with….

And our local news, KVUE, which out-foxes Fox in both ideology and quality of new reporting….

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And now for the easy part….

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There’s even a Wikipedia article….

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Chickens and the GQP

In one Project 2124 timeline, in the year 2066 the GQP hire a chicken as a senior campaign advisor, to promote the “Chickens for McNuggets” campaign.

Mitch McCluckle:

He is welcomed by senior republican leadership:

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Love: Making the World a Better Place

We make no judgments….

When a Man Loves a Chicken
Song by Bob Rivers

When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd stay in the barn for the good thing he's found
If he is henpecked, he can't see it
She can't do no wrong
Rhode Island Red is his best friend
He can't put her down

When a man wants a chicken
Spend his very last dime
Buying her fresh corn down at the grain and feed
He'll build a nest for her comfort
And sleep out in the coop
If she said that's the way it's got to be
....
When a man loves a chicken
People think that it is wrong
He shouldn't stick his beak in where it don't belong
.....
and so on and so forth....

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If the Elders decide to stage an intervention, I have but one request: Can it be catered by KFC?

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Sally the Intern’s Pick

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