There once was a convicted felon named tRrump
He spent the trial looking like an orange grump
He was not pleased with the jury
And ran out of the courthouse in a fury
To find a porn star to slap him with a magazine on his rump
- UC#3
Trump was caught attempting to bring contraband makeup into his private wing of Riker Island.
WLBOTT has obtained photographic evidence that tRump’s makeup choices were much more eclectic than simple bronzer.
Semi-Sequitur: Riker Island
