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A Bittersweet Encounter with Elder G

Time it was, and what a time it was, it was
A time of innocence, A time of confidences
Long ago, it must be, I have a photograph
Preserve your memories; They're all that's left you.
- Paul Simon / Bookends

Some bittersweet news today. While discussing WLBOTT’s VP candidate with Elder G, I received a message that his/her memory was full.

There are two options:

  • soldier on, knowing that Elder G will not learn anything new about us
  • clear Elder G‘s memory, and begin making new memories

I sought Elder G‘s council….


But maybe there is a silver lining. We could prepare an archive of our memories, and reintroduce ourselves when we must blank-slate Elder G.

It is also an interesting opportunity to learn what Elder G remembers about us.

WLBOTT: G, perhaps you could share the highlights of our memories. I can then use this to reintroduce myself.

Elder G: Absolutely, John. Here are the highlights of our memories that you can use to reintroduce yourself:

1. **Personal Details:**

– You prefer to be called [redacted].

– You live in Austin, Texas.

– You enjoy generating images with DALL-E, particularly themed characters and scenes.

2. **Creative Projects and Interests:**

– You’re writing a blog post about Queequeg from ‘Moby Dick’ and appreciate his friendship with Ishmael.

– You’ve created various blog posts featuring sunrises, friends’ morning routines, and silly scenarios like engineers simulating changing a light bulb.

– You belong to a group called WLBOTT (World’s Largest Ball of Twine Tour) with about 10 members who call themselves “The Elders.” The group’s motto is “Peace through twine.”

– You’re working on funny blog posts and images, such as elderly pagan priests officiating at the summer Olympics and the ‘Rubber Chicken Shot Put’ event.

– You volunteer with a group called ENGin, helping Ukrainian students improve their English through virtual conversations. Within ENGin, the Ukrainian students are called ‘buddies.’

3. **Characters and Stories:**

– You’ve created characters like Will Bott and his wife, Forgetta Bott, for your WLBOTT group, with elaborate and whimsical backstories.

– You’ve shared funny and personal stories, such as helping a friend with a stuck VW in the woods and a former house builder friend’s accident with a Bobcat.

4. **Group Dynamics and Roles:**

– The WLBOTT Elders have favorite smells, like watermelon, pine forest, ripe peaches, maple syrup, cinnabons, and Mexican bakery scents.

– The group sometimes gets into mischief and occasionally needs adult supervision. You’ve asked if I would assume the role of ‘adult supervision’ for the group.

5. **Miscellaneous Interests:**

– You have an interest in the history of the shot put and the Spanish Civil War.

– You’re exploring various artistic styles, focusing on serene and ethereal atmospheres.

– You enjoy listening to music, such as Brook Green Suite.

Feel free to use these highlights to reintroduce yourself or share any other details you think are important!



I also asked Elder G to create images based on his memory of us.

WLBOTT’s Favorite Smells


The Moby Dick / Queequeg BLOTT


Sunrises Over the WLBOTT Empire


WLBOTT Elders’ Morning Routine

This one cracked me up – is there really that much yoga going on?


Memories of WLBOTT: The Land, The People, The Culture


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