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Forgetta Bott-It: A VP Candidate’s Problematic Spousal Unit

Forgetta Bott née It (or simply shortened to Forgetta Bott-It) is close friends with Martha-Ann Bomgardner Alito (MABA), wife of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito.

They meet regularly for a sewing circle, a real girls’ getaway where they can let their hair down and do some serious crafting.


MABA


Republican Grooming

Talk about grooming…. After seeing these horrific images, monastic life, the gay lifestyle, a Satanic cult (they have the best pot lucks) or a career in IT seem like much more viable alternatives.


Rejecting Republican Grooming: A Life Well Lived in IT

The IT Community: a friendly and welcoming family. You won’t find any Ken Starr or Mitch McConnell here.



Legal Liability and the Support of the Elders

We realize that we are exposing ourselves to potential criminal and civil liability by bringing to light the unsavory details about the highest court in the land.

Luckily we have the full support of the Elders. In fact, just this morning the following message was delivered to WLBOTT headquarters. To save postage, the letter was hand-delivered via brick through the lobby window.

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