Oblivitronix: The Art, and the Science, of being Oblivious.WLBOTT is proud to announce the acquisition of Oblivitronix. We have used their services in the past, with great success.
Let’s let our friends at Oblivitronix introduce themselves:
Let Oblivitronix harness the power of obliviousness to make your employees blissfully unaware of any ethical, moral, legal, and spiritual concerns. We turn obliviousness into your corporate superpower.
Never worry about collective bargaining. Sexual harassment lawsuits will become a thing of the past. You will never hear another word about management compensation.
Obliviousness is your new corporate asset!
Imagine, you can outsource all your repressive, illegal, and corrupt activities! No fear, Oblivitronix is here!
Join our team!
The Oblivious Office
The Stress-Free Management Planning Sessions
The Corporate Picnic
To be held at Century Oaks Park this year. Attendance is mandatory.
The Oblivious Leader
You can be as clueless as Elon Musk and get away with it! Once you learn to fake sincerity, nothing is out of reach.
Legal and Regulatory Impunity
Oh, do we have contacts…. You’ll be amazed how far a few well-placed RVs and luxury vacations will take you!
