One of the perks of being a world-wide corporate conglomerate is that WLBOTT has reliable assets all over the world, especially in America’s darkest hour. Consider the following email exchange:
Dearest Colleagues UC#1 and UC#1-SU,
Are we too late to take advantage of this generous offer?
– UC#4
Dear WLBOTT Colleagues Worldwide,
UC#1 and SU are here for all WLBOTT Elders and followers.
