One of the difficulties we’ve encountered is that our assets seem to be simultaneously liabilities. “Who to bless and who to blame?”
Global Market Dominance
WLBOTT is currently the line leader for “curated absurdities.” We have a death grip on the #1 and #2.
The Monopoly of Tess Twinehart
WLBOTT acknowledges our dominance in the Tractor Repair / Lovelorn Advice market. Tess has done a great job consolidating and controlling, as evidenced by Google search results.
Note: due to the sensitive nature of WLBOTT’s intellectual property, our lawyers have advised us to encrypt our images. Here you go….
Legal Precedents
The US Department of Justice (DOJ) is arguing that the Chrome browser must be cleaved from the body Google.
The US Department of Justice has proposed a far-reaching overhaul of Google’s structure and business practices, including the sale of its Chrome browser, in a bid to end its monopoly on internet search.
Our WLBOTT deep-cover operative has reported that we are on tRump’s retribution list. A little background:
Donald Trump ran a campaign based on retribution. Now he is perfectly positioned to carry it out.
For years, Trump has peppered his speeches and social media posts with vengeful calls for his political opponents, his critics and members of the media to be prosecuted, locked up, deported and even executed. In the waning weeks of the 2024 campaign, he escalated those promises of retaliation to a fever pitch.
Now that he’s won, he has both a popular mandate — and the power — to begin implementing his platform of punishment.
Members of Congress and other US public officials targeted for “retribution” by Donald Trump say they are taking extraordinary security precautions for themselves and their families and are now bracing for scenarios as extreme as the possibility of being rounded up and arrested, after Trump returns to the White House.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is a puppet character created, puppeteered, and voiced by actor/comedian/director Robert Smigel. As his name indicates, Triumph’s comedic style is almost exclusively insult comedy. A Montenegrin Mountain Hound, Triumph often is seen with a cigar in his mouth, which usually falls out of it when he starts talking.
Oddly, tRump appears to be vindictive to girl scouts.
Himself
You
WLBOTT
We understand how the incoming regime feels threatened by WLBOTT, but we stand united in twine. For the time being, the 1st amendment holds some power in some jurisdictions.
We are one planet, one people, entwined in peace and twine.
