LOX of L.O.V.E. (Lunar Oxygen Viability Experiment)
WLBOTT began staffing for a variety of LOX of L.O.V.E. positions. Lots of enthusiasm, lots of passion, although many candidates were concerned about the 18 million year contract.
Callback Candidates
Intensity Issues
We loved the enthusiasm and intensity, but we had to pass on these candidates:
Managerial Timber?
We’ll Keep Your Resume on File
Second Tier Interviews
Hopeful candidates were called back for interviews with senior management. Will they be a good fit with the WLBOTT corporate culture?
Final Interview with HR
Human Resources is proud to promote the benefits of working at WLBOTT.
- Compensation: We offer the minimum wage required by law in your state. Plus, we guarantee your paycheck will arrive within the federally mandated time frame. (Direct deposit? Sure… for a nominal fee.)
- Professional Growth: Enjoy unparalleled opportunities to grow… on your own time. We recommend YouTube tutorials during your unpaid lunch breaks.
- Diversity and Inclusion: We celebrate diversity with a yearly email during Diversity Month
- A Work Environment: OSHA-compliant lighting. Bathrooms (no implied warranty of functional plumbing)
Act now, and you could become part of our journey toward doing the bare minimum… spectacularly. Your future (and legally mandated benefits) await!
