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LOx of L.O.V.E.: Meet the Team

LOX of L.O.V.E. (Lunar Oxygen Viability Experiment)

WLBOTT is proud to announce the founding LOX team.


Mission Commander: Colonel Helium Featherbottom

Retro-Futuristic Visionary | Lunar Atmosphere Pioneer | Chicken Space Suit Enthusiast

Objective

To boldly go where no poultry has gone before, while simultaneously revolutionizing atmospheric science and redefining the role of chickens in space exploration.

Skills

  • Olympic hopeful
  • Fluent in Lunar and Chicken languages.
  • Expert in oxygen system design and atmospheric engineering.
  • Seamstress-level proficiency in creating bespoke space suits (for chickens).
  • Inspiring leadership with a touch of flair and dramatic entrances.

Contact:
Moonbase Alpha-7, Mare Imaginarium, The Moon
Email: FeatherbottomHQ@wlbott.com
Phone: (555) SPACE-CLUCK


Second in Command: Baron Alphonse de Breatherelle

Senior Manager of Lunar Respiration Initiatives. Known for his extravagant mustache and his firm belief that the moon “longs for fresh air.”


The Support Team

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