WLBOTT Data Logging

All WLBOTT employees (paid and unpaid) will be required to participate in a data logging experiment. Employees will wear a variety of data logging sensors for a 72 hour period.

We will be measuring:

heat
humidity
sound level
cosmic radiation
musical preferences
fiber content of diet
air quality / nicotine levels
various accelerometer attachments
health status of gut biome
Tensile and compressive strength
aura / chakra
Higgs-Boson detection
CO₂ Production
Hydrocarbon output

Please note that this will be an international effort.

[ed. note: although we are careful to only include family-friendly content, and specifically exclude NSFW content in all image prompts, we are surprised by the number of random body parts that get lobbed into our pictures. We, of course, carefully screen out these images, but it makes us wonder: what the hell?]

We collaborated with miliary research department throughout the globe.

We also collaborated with internationally renounced research institutes….

We also reached out to our various WLBOTT communities….

Test Equipment

Many fine data loggers are available from Amazon.com.

The Aurameter

The Aurameter deserves special review.

We were fortunate to find a multi-purpose instrument that will help us with a variety of measurements. The following are actual claims made by the manufacturer:

Aurameter
Dowsing Rods and Pendulum – Measure Chakras
Energy Detector
Geobiology
Gemotherapy
Paranormal Activity
Answer Questions
Reiki Healing
Feng Shui
Locate ground water, buried metals or minerals, gemstones, oil, and more without a scientific apparatus

We contacted the seller to see if they had a USB-compatible data logging model, but we haven’t heard back nyet.

The **Business End** of the Aurameter requires special attention.

As I was reading this review, my heart went out to this reviewer, and I grew increasing angry at the exploitative manufacturers of this crap. The are causing harm to vulnerable people to make a quick buck.