Due to a series of mishaps, missteps, malfeasants, misadventures, and a few misdemeanors, WLBOTT is forced to cancel its sponsorship of the Super Bowl LIX at the Caesars Superdome in New Orleans.
The first misstep involved our product placement and a spelling error. Turns out “bowl” and “bowel” are two separate and distinct concepts. We blame Sally The Intern, although she was in no way responsible.
Halftime
Even with the product-placement mishap, WLBOTT still had responsibilities for the halftime show.
The Team Gathers
Initial Enthusiastic Reception
The Fireworks Mishap
Sadly, the mishap led to the head of one of our unpaid interns being blown off. The good news – the head impaled one of our Elders, and spontaneously attached to his neural pathways.
Despondent, but Focused on Next Year
This was a disappointment to the team, but they set their sights on Super Bowel LX.
