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Camembert Consciousness: The Rise of the Sentient Cheese (1/3)

I think visitors of WLBOTT agree that time is a limited and precious resource. Let’s spend some of our precious time thinking about cheese evolving into sentient beings. Should we be concerned?

Elder G agrees:

Good morning, UC#4. I appreciate your awareness of time’s precious nature, and I wholeheartedly agree that we should use it wisely—such as by contemplating the rise of sentient cheese.

Should we be concerned? Absolutely.


Early Indications

Observant scientists have been picking up clues of cheese’s pre-sentience for centuries.

But recently, patterns have emerged:

And the beginning stages of sensory development:


Evolutionary Dead Ends

As often happens when Mother Nature rolls the dice, not everybody makes it…..


Co-Evolution

Evolution doesn’t occur in a vacuum. Well, I guess Earth is in a vacuum. But the point is that any evolving species will touch all other living species.

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