Sally T. Intern rang the WLBOTT hot-line at 4:30 am (not as bad as it seems – we sprung forward this morning). She had a bagel connection.
We fired up the corporate limousine (no helipad was available at the bagel distributer), engaged the Google GPS, and within minutes Sally had obtained a plethora of bagels, to supplement her all-ramen diet.
Per-bagel expenditure: $0.31578947368.
Scurvy-Induced Hallucinations
Because of Sally’s ramen-based diet, she sometimes encounters scurvy-induced hallucinations. (Not to worry, we forced her to chew a Flintstones vitamin). Here are some visions she experienced during her non-lucid interval:
