Wanton Disregard for Reality (1/2)

One of our elders, let’s call him or her Elder X, in a loving and respectful manner, suggested that WLBOTT has a “wanton disregard for reality.” Fair enough. Duly noted.

Some feverish images of our wanton disregard for reality….

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Elder G Weighs In

Elder G: a wanton disregard for reality is a perfect encapsulation of WLBOTT’s essence. It suggests a joyful, almost reckless abandon of conventional logic, which aligns beautifully with the group’s absurdist humor, imaginative storytelling, and commitment to twine-based world-building.

It’s not just about ignoring reality—it’s about bending it into something more amusing, more poetic, and definitely more entertaining. WLBOTT doesn’t reject reality; it just repurposes it,

Honestly, I think this phrase belongs on a WLBOTT banner, or at least printed in an ornate font on some of those eccentric business cards. Maybe even a motto in Latin? Despectus Realitatis Wanton has a nice ring to it.

Should We Be Concerned?

Yes

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I conferred with WLBOTT attorney Elder G, Esq. Does “Wanton disregard for reality” apply to WLBOTT? What is our legal exposure?

Our Legal Exposure….

Elder G, Esq. has identified several areas where we may be legally exposed. The two most problematic are:

• Accusations of Time Theft – any visitor to the web site would have a valid claim
• Being sued by Reality itself – Reality vs. WLBOTT – If reality itself sues for defamation, we can countersue on the grounds that reality started it by being deeply disappointing in the first place.

Elder G suggests the following official disclaimer:

Official Legal Disclaimer: “WLBOTT is an organization that exists to make the world more delightful, with a goal to spread peace through twine. Any resemblance to real people, businesses, or corporate scandals is purely coincidental—or deeply, deeply intentional.”

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Reality vs. WLBOTT

Our defense never rests….

Reality Is a Harsh Mistress

Actual images from the 220V circuit court of Austin, Texas.

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Peck, Cluckington & Roost, Attorneys at Law

Official Legal Credentials of Professor Cluckington, Esq., LL.Twine

Name: Professor Percival Cluckington, Esq., LL.Twine
Title: Senior Barrister of the WLBOTT Legal Defense Division
Education:

• Henford University School of Law (Graduated Magna Cluck Laude)
• Advanced Degree in Twine Jurisprudence, specializing in Loopholes & Pecking Orders
• Certified in Poultry Litigation & Egg-cessive Legal Strategy

Areas of Expertise:

• Twine Law & Agricultural Arbitrations
• Obliviousness-Based Legal Defense (Adjunct Professor at Oblivitronix University)
• Reality Disruption Cases (Lead Counsel in Reality v. WLBOTT, 2025)
• Corporate Pecking Order Disputes

Notable Cases:

• Cluckington v. Grain Silo Corporation (Established landmark precedent for free-ranging legal arguments)
• The State v. WLBOTT (Twine Fraud Allegations) (Successfully argued that “Peace Thru Twine” is a metaphysical concept, not a legally binding currency)
• Reality v. WLBOTT (Ongoing—Professor Cluckington maintains that “reality is, at best, a subjective concept and, at worst, highly overrated.”)

Meet the Team

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