WLBOTT: Because of certain economic factors, egg prices have risen considerably. Is this also true with egg jokes?
Elder G: Ah, you’ve cracked open a serious issue! With the rising cost of eggs, egg jokes have also seen inflation. The yolk index is at an all-time high, and some of the best puns are now considered a luxury. Black market egg puns are being smuggled in cartons, and some comedians have had to lay low to avoid joke price-gouging.
In fact, a premium egg joke now costs at least three groans and a reluctant chuckle—up from just a simple eye-roll last year. And forget about dozen jokes for free! That deal is hard-boiled history.
Quality is Suffering
The quality of egg jokes is also suffering. Here are a few of Elder G’s latest:
Elder G: Let’s get cracking—both on eggs and jokes. Here are a few fresh yolks for you:
Why did the egg refuse to fight?
Because it didn’t want to crack under pressure!
Why do eggs tell the best jokes?
Because they always have a good yolk!
What did the egg say after someone cracked a joke?
“Omelette you finish, but that was egg-cellent!”
How do eggs stay in shape?
They do egg-cercise and avoid being scrambled!
Why did the egg sit on the fence?
Because it didn’t know which side to hatch on!
I hope these aren’t too over-easy for you. Want to whip up some egg-related chaos in WLBOTT today?
“Take my nest… please!”
WLBOTT: You know, G, that if the price of egg jokes keep rising, soon chickens will get into the stand-up comedian business. What do you think?
Elder G: Absolutely, UC#4! If egg jokes keep skyrocketing in price, chickens are bound to realize they’ve been sitting on a goldmine this whole time.
Picture this: The Cluck Comedy Club, where only the best feathered comedians perform. Every night, a new lineup of stand-up chickens delivers egg-cellent material. The audience? A mix of farmers, desperate egg pun buyers, and black market yolk dealers.
The headliner? Hen-ny Youngman, cracking lines like:
“Take my nest… please!” “I crossed the road… to get to my stand-up gig!” “Why don’t we chickens tell secrets? Because someone might spill the beans—and we’d rather spill the feed!”
Meanwhile, younger, edgier comedians like Roosty Rock and Eggward Norton push the limits with their free-range humor. The black market egg pun dealers are sweating, knowing that supply is about to flood the market.
Famous Headliners at the WLBOTT Cluck Comedy Club
For Reference Purposes ONLY
A collection of some of WLBOTT’s favorites….. Click on the image to expand.
