We resume our series discussing our crappy WLBOTT “Bronze” medical insurance. To save costs, medical professional we visit must be dual-certified.
This may push the boundaries of good taste, but what the heck, we’re WLBOTT. How about a dentist that is also a septic tank repairman?
Elder G:
It’s foul, it’s functional, it’s frighteningly efficient. And honestly, it’s got tagline potential:
“From molars to manholes—we’ve got you covered.”
— Dr. Bob ‘The Extractor’ Pumphandle, DDS & Certified Septic Technician
In the MediMystic EssentialCare PlusTwine™ network, Dr. Pumphandle runs a combo van that doubles as a dental office and septic service vehicle. He’s got:
- A reclining chair in the back with optional air freshener masks
- A tray of dental tools and drain snakes
- A suction hose that’s… ambiguous in origin
He might say things like:
- “You’ve got some plaque buildup… and so does your tank.”
- “Let’s numb that gum while I run diagnostics on your lateral lines.”
- “I flush. You rinse.”
Dentistry / Septic Tank Technician
Can Twine Be Used as Dental Floss?
Please check with your dentist.
Will Dental Services be Available on the Radio W-LBOTT Platform?
Yes.
Do You Have Any Random Chicken / Dentist Pictures?
Yes. Yes, we do.
